My Point Of View

❤ My Sugar Glider

2011-04-22T22:43:00.000-07:00

The first day, I brought back the newly bought sugar glider

she was taught to eat papaya

ops, she dropped the food !

hahaha, papaya has been dropped from her hand grip !

she pick a new food. Then, the food was taken away to the back of her teddy bear :-)

CONTEST KUCING PALING COMEL =)

2011-03-23T09:42:00.000-07:00

Let's us together follow !!

a cat of unknown origin that has become my pet .....

the terms of competition : * click here *

* 3 bloggers to be tagged :
a. eija
b. ein
c. dayah

for those who wish to participate in this contest are also welcome !!!

Aware...!

2009-02-18T23:24:00.001-08:00

Please be aware when you gonna start your car every morning coz probably this is what you will find...

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hmm.. the hood is closed so probably they climbed from under the car..

luckily the owner realized of his missing cats! phew...

& they r juz doing fine..

their protective Mum...

Pls.. Do View

2009-02-16T00:12:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltqz3EpufU&feature=related

and my fav...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/TheMeanKitty

I Just Cant Help It, I Love These Pics.. Bet My Sis Love Them Too...

2009-01-13T22:28:00.000-08:00

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2009-01-13T18:23:00.001-08:00

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

2009-01-13T17:35:00.000-08:00

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

I Hope These Will Make U Laugh

2009-01-07T21:47:00.000-08:00

MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!

THESE MORNING WALKS ARE KILLING ME!!!!

WHAT PART OF 'QUIET' DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

OK NOW DON'T MOVE FOR ABOUT A WEEK!

SORRY MOM, I'M NEW AT THIS!

I hate it when this happens!

I'M SO CUTE, THEY WONT CARE IF I SHRED THIS!!

I REALLY NEED TO GET GOING, BUT JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET MOTIVATED........

Hey.. gimme my BALL back!!

I said, Go to sleep!!

Nice doggie...GOOD boy

A little power nap...

Sleeping in again

WHAT PETS DO WHEN WE'RE AT WORK

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY ?????

It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..........

A nice way to start or end your day..!!

Lovers Are Like This

2009-01-04T20:28:00.000-08:00

Photos are complimentary from Yanti, TQ Dear....

=)

2008-12-30T21:47:00.000-08:00

Innocent Questions

2008-12-23T19:42:00.000-08:00

1) NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.

She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

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2) OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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3) KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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4) MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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5) POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,

She asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right? "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

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6) POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,

My K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said," What'd he do?"

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7) ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.

One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

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8) DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

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9) DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.

Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting , then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

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10) SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother .. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

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11) BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. ; ; "What have you got there, dear?"

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

What Is The Frustation?

2008-12-23T19:37:00.000-08:00

Angelina Jolie Comes at your home
And say Kiss me Now at just RM 100....

But that time you have only RM 50...

10 Reasons Why God Created Eve

2008-12-23T19:35:00.000-08:00

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.

AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...

1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"

Blonde's Year In Review

2008-12-23T18:59:00.000-08:00

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !

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March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!

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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open.

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September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

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October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

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November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.

Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

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December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year..!!

Creativity with Orange

2008-12-22T23:47:00.001-08:00

2008-12-17T20:11:00.000-08:00

Click on the pic 2 view it

Halloween Cakes

2008-12-17T20:03:00.000-08:00

Creative Business Card Designs

2008-12-17T19:54:00.000-08:00

Something that I received from my mail

1s day

2008-12-17T19:49:00.000-08:00

my first day at TMNet cyberjaya (praktikal)... hmm its ok lar
nothing much to do, goyang kaki jer so far
but after lunch my supervisor nak bagi kerja. mayb terlebih goyang kaki dah kot dats y dia nak bagi keja
hahahaha..x sabar weekend, nak cuti. (baru je start keja, nak cuti lak) =p
neway, wish me all the best.
still in process making friends (not to say they sombong but aku x dak modal nak ckp apa) =(
till then... cptla jumaat

I Had!!

2008-11-29T00:53:00.000-08:00

Yes, i had watched the movie - Madagascar Escape to Africa

its a nice movie, probably you should watch too.. =)

Did I Make The Right Decision??

2008-11-26T23:18:00.000-08:00

at last, dapat gak aku merasa PSP!! huhu..storynya like this... i went to queensbay to watch movie Madagascar with my siblings.. then adik aku nie singgah kedai game nak beli game ps2.. dalam dia dok tgh choose games tuh, aku tanya la bro kedai nie the price of the psp..dia tunjukkan kat aku the latest limited edition of psp- god of war.. only 1juta unit selling.. aku diracun!!!!! hahahaha... at last, after doing lots of thinking.. i bought it!!price RM1500 + 1ps2 game+1gameboy advance tape+case. regret a bit, coz it cost me a bomb! can use that money to mod my car, change to new rims.hmm...

So Long..!!

2008-11-18T21:26:00.000-08:00

After 3years at Bangi cracking my head, well.. my last day do come after all.
many memories we shared that i couldn't forget..
cracking stupid jokes
set up surprise parties
baling tepung during Yok's birthday (Yok ke? i thought Intan?)
tumpang Ecah's toilet ( x bayar pon 50sen, bluek!)
kepochi at bilik ros ( Sorila Shira n Biha) huhu..
many things i couldnt recall..
many sorries if i hurt your feelings guys..

Well friends, see you on graduation day

18 Rules For Successfull In Life

2008-10-31T03:17:00.000-07:00

Tie Your Heart At Night To Mine, Love....

2008-10-31T03:02:00.000-07:00

Tie your heart at night to mine, love,
and both will defeat the darkness
like twin drums beating in the forest
against the heavy wall of wet leaves.

Night crossing: black coal of dream
that cuts the thread of earthly orbs
with the punctuality of a headlong train
that pulls cold stone and shadow endlessly.

Love, because of it, tie me to a purer movement,
to the grip on life that beats in your breast,
with the wings of a submerged swan,

So that our dream might reply
to the sky's questioning stars
with one key, one door closed to shadow.

Something I Found While Surfing, Hahahaha...- Why Women Cannot Be A Mechanic....

2008-10-30T07:22:00.000-07:00

Poems Written By Husband To Wife

2008-10-29T01:18:00.000-07:00

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

ME and MY BOSS

2008-10-29T00:56:00.000-07:00

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets

When A Math Teacher Writes A Love Letter

2008-10-29T00:44:00.000-07:00

My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Year 3000

2008-10-27T21:30:00.000-07:00

How To Write A Resignation Letter

2008-10-27T20:59:00.000-07:00

Example 1

Dear Boss,

I resign.
Thank You

Ringo

Example 2

Dear Boss

You remember two months ago I expressed my intention to resign?
I hereby tender my resignation.
This is the letter lo.
Thank You.

Ringo

Example 3

Dear Boss

You know why I want to resign?
Since I work for you, I have no time to blog anymore.
When I don't have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me.
When my readers hate me, they don't visit my blog anymore.
When they don't visit my blog anymore, my hits drop.
When my hits drop, I become unhappy.
When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot.
When I eat a lot, I will get fat.
When I get fat, it will affect your company's image.
When your company's image affected, your business is no good.
When your business is no good, you become unhappy.
When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me.
When you eat a lot, I'm afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, Boss, it's a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you Boss.

So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go lar..

Your cheesily,
Ringo

What Life Is About

2008-10-27T20:38:00.000-07:00

Life isn't about keeping score

It's not about how many friends you have or how accepted you are

Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone

It isn't about whom you're dating, whom you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all

It isn't about whom you have kissed. It's not about sex

It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have

Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are

Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to

It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown or if your skin is too light or too dark

Not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are

It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at a sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will accept you

Life just isn't about that

But, life is about who you love and who you hurt

It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully

It's about keeping or betraying trust

It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or a weapon

It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening

About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip

It's about what judgments you pass and why

It's about whom you've ignored with full control and intention

It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge

It's about carrying inner hate

It's about having inner love, letting it grow, and spreading it

But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could have never occurred without you

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT... ... LIFE IS FOR ALLAH SWT

Hi There...!

2008-10-27T19:35:00.000-07:00

Well, my first time in blogging i guess..used to blog but it has been so long cant even remember when!
it's my sister's idea telling me try to blog..
hope we can share our thoughts yeah

cheers!